Cellblock and everyone from the University of Waterloo who came out last night support Boy Alex and his complete transformation from the level of "college frat boy drunk" to the status of "drunk trailer park supervisor Jim Lahey". Boy Alex successfully completed over 20 shots as well as a plethora of whiskey sours at Phil's last night. Got bounced, defaced public property and ran from the cops. He got picked up on the street and brought back to my house where he proceeded to puke in the Mosque's garden and fall down my stairs. Congratulations Alex!
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