Wednesday, October 28, 2009

LIP RING!



So at the peer pressure jeers of three girls and a body piercer I randomly got a lip ring today. It didn't really hurt that much, just a slight pinch but that was it. Basically I'm putting the pic up to solidify my manliness and superiority over Jared because he's too much of a pussy to let needles near him . "Oh look my name is Jared, I'm a big pussy, oh no I can't get my hep b shot I'm scared of needles"

-Evan

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Some Buttery Ass Stashportation tips


Damn son, gotta get me some 23 fluid ounces of storage space.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Inappropriate? More like bang on.



Step aside John Williams, your position has been usurped by Stan Bush. Throw in some Fight to Survive and Never Surrender and you have the ultimate soundtrack. Now if you'll excuse I have to go watch Transformer the animated movie.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Today I woke up around 8:00 am, but quickly fell back asleep and woke up again at 11. I ate some cereal, and ran out of milk. later I went to the corner store and bought some more. I also purchased bread and two cans of arizona. One green tea with ginsing and honey, the other fruit punch. I then had pizza for dinner.

-Jared

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Greatest Trivium cover I have ever seen

I love Spongebob, watch it all the time. I especially love when they play hard ass fucking metal.

PUUULLLLL!!! HAARRDERRR!!!!! STRIINNGSSS!!!!! MARTYYRRRR!!!!!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Oh the various ues of adamantium...

The fact that wonder woman can breach the Marvel-DC universes to score an adamantium dildo and anal beads impresses me...

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Nerd or not, you know you want it.

Philosophy with Jared



So basically I was bored and just started thinking about things and came up with this little blurb. Its really more just a random thought that I organized into writing, but then again, isn't that what philosophy is all about? Anywho, this is what I ended up with.

Why Laws are Dumb

I would like to start off by stating what a law is. A law is a rule or injunction defined by the major governing body or authority in a community, establishment, country etc. that must be obeyed. Each law defined by said figure of authority or body is defined on a basis of what is morally right or wrong according to those that are defining the law.
Now morality is something that we perceive in life to be right or wrong, or acceptable or unacceptable. The thing is that morality differs from person to person, and what may be right to some maybe be completely appalling to others (current example being topics such as abortion or stem cell research). Now though there may be certain things that the general public may agree on morally, there is not always a 100% chance that everyone feels the same way. Unfathomable as it may seem, some people might be convinced that is morally okay to commit acts of murder. As we know, the general public view murder as a morally unacceptable action. This of course is a very extreme example, but it will serve the purpose nonetheless.
Now we come back to the law portion of this little blurb. As I stated earlier, laws are defined by what is morally acceptable or unacceptable and apply to a large group or population. But as we know, morals are defined on an individual basis. If this is true, then if someone were to, say, use an illegal substance such as recreational drugs and saw nothing wrong with it, he could potentially be charged or arrested for such an act. It is in is belief that there is nothing wrong in what he's doing, and being punished for doing so. Therefore he is being punished based on his individual beliefs, which falls under the category of discrimination, which is also against the law, and the ones persecuting the offender should also be charged. But of course they are under the impression that they are morally right, and to prosecute them for discrimination would also be discrimination, and so it becomes a never ending circle of discrimination.

If you have any problems with what I have written and would like to debate this with me, you can go piss yourself and lick your dog's nuts. I don't debate, as that would insinuate that I am trying to prove something right. I am not. I am merely expressing an opinion of mine out of sheer boredom and lack of interesting things to do at the time. If you would like to discuss the topic, feel free to comment or email or facebook, hell, write a fucking letter I don't give a shit (though if you do I may not respond due to the fact that that's just dumb. But I will take your views into consideration, then openly make fun of you on this blog in my next post). Well, now I've wasted another 5 minutes of your life, enjoy!

(and yes, I understand the lameness of the comic strip, but I don't really care)

-Jared

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Well fuck you too Vegeta

-Jared

Transformation Complete!


Cellblock and everyone from the University of Waterloo who came out last night support Boy Alex and his complete transformation from the level of "college frat boy drunk" to the status of "drunk trailer park supervisor Jim Lahey". Boy Alex successfully completed over 20 shots as well as a plethora of whiskey sours at Phil's last night. Got bounced, defaced public property and ran from the cops. He got picked up on the street and brought back to my house where he proceeded to puke in the Mosque's garden and fall down my stairs. Congratulations Alex!

Saturday, October 3, 2009

BOY ALEX'S BIRTHDAY TONIGHT!

So tonight Boy Alex turns the big 2-0! We're all going to Phil's for $2.25 drinks, should be a sloppy night. To all my friends reading the blog head out to Phil's for a night of sloppiness. Don't bother buying him a gift he's a jewish dragon so he'll be a miser and just hoard all his gifts and never use them, the cheap son of a bitch (seriously he has a fully stocked liquer cabinet/bar and refuses to drink or even open anything, he just likes looking at it). Buy him a drink for 2 bucks and it should be an awesome night! Happy Birthday "Boy" Alex Wolf!


-Evan

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Kimbo Slice Gets PWND Once Again

I have to give the guy credit, he's a humble man willing to put everything on the line to learn, but he just doesn't have the tools yet to be in the UFC, I mean the position he was in, we practice that escape everyday, it's basic. I know Roy Nelson is a big fucker but it looked like he just gave up.

http://www.mmatko.com/kimbo-slice-vs-roy-nelson-fight-video-tuf-10-episode-3/

-Evan